Mentally Offline Please Wait Premium Hoodie
Need a reboot? Same.
“Mentally Offline Please Wait” is the hoodie version of your brain’s loading screen — a funny, all-too-relatable nod to burnout, overwhelm, and low battery life. With glitchy vibes and cozy comfort, this design is printed on the ultra-soft Cotton Heritage premium hoodie, perfect for days when you’re mentally buffering and emotionally auto-saved.
Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, office escape artists, and anyone quietly falling apart in style.
Details:
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Cotton Heritage Unisex Premium Hoodie – ultra-soft cotton-blend fleece
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Warning: once you throw this on, you may not want to take it off
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Heavyweight 8.5 oz fabric for warmth and comfort during low-function mode
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Regular fit (runs slightly snug) – size up for full system-reboot coziness
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Happily Lover
- Email: contact@support.shop.happilylover.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Mentally Offline Please Wait Premium Hoodie Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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