Mentally Offline Please Wait Premium Hoodie

$39.00

Need a reboot? Same.
“Mentally Offline Please Wait” is the hoodie version of your brain’s loading screen — a funny, all-too-relatable nod to burnout, overwhelm, and low battery life. With glitchy vibes and cozy comfort, this design is printed on the ultra-soft Cotton Heritage premium hoodie, perfect for days when you’re mentally buffering and emotionally auto-saved.

Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, office escape artists, and anyone quietly falling apart in style.

Details:

  • Cotton Heritage Unisex Premium Hoodie – ultra-soft cotton-blend fleece

  • Warning: once you throw this on, you may not want to take it off

  • Heavyweight 8.5 oz fabric for warmth and comfort during low-function mode

  • Regular fit (runs slightly snug) – size up for full system-reboot coziness

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.